In Third Person

A personal look into video games, the video game industry and video game culture.

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The Metroid series of games have carved out a weird niche in my memories. I've always felt that the games were really cool and I've always wanted to play them through to completion, but I never do. In many cases, I never get far at all.

When the original came out, I rented it just because I thought the box art was cool. Keep in mind I was probably in Kindergarten at the time I first played it. Back then, I thought that being able to travel left, right, up and down was cool, and the ability to roll up into a ball was neat, but I never got the point of it. I was too young to comprehend how to actually play the game and navigate the world. To me, I ran around and shot monsters until I got bored.

It wasn't till I got older and tried Super Metroid when I finally understood what the game was about. I played through the opening sequence at some event with Super Nintendo systems set up and thought it was awesome. Having world maps also helped me out greatly. I still find it amazing that kids navigated through the entirety of the original Metroid without a map. I've even heard personal stories of people who would draw their own maps on graph paper in order to get through. I only got to play the game for a few minutes at that event, but I really liked what I tried.

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I wouldn't buy my first Metroid game until Metroid Prime came out on the Gamecube. The reviews for the game were sky-high. I figured this would be the perfect opportunity to jump into the series at the same time as everyone else. From what I played of it, I thought it was spectacular. I loved how expansive the world was and how air-tight the controls were. I really felt like I was a lone bounty hunter exploring the galaxy. What ultimately killed the game for me though was the same thing that stopped me from playing the first Metroid: navigating the world. Even with the map and the assists, I got to a weird point very late in the game where I had no idea how to actually get to the marker on the map. I would go on to buy the second Metroid Prime game, which I never even opened.

Since then, I have tried to go back to both the original and Super Metroid with no such luck. I still suffer the same problem that I do in every other Metroid game, even with maps and assists. I get lost to the point that I can't play these games anymore. Not to condemn the games, because I know many gamers who have loved and beaten these and other Metroid style games. Maybe I just suck at this style of gameplay that features back-tracking and requires a stronger sense of direction. However, I've beaten both Bioshock and Batman: Arkham Asylum, which do feature Metroid-style elements to it when it comes to navigating the world. Maybe Samus Aran and I just weren't made for each other.

If I plan on selling you my voice and personality as the reason to regularly check in with this site, I probably should give you at least a few tidbits about me to start. If you've got a "25 Things About Me As A Gamer" that you'd like to share with me and the rest of the world, leave it in the comments section!

1. Super Mario Brothers on the Nintendo Entertainment System changed my life before I hit kindergarten.

2. I didn't own an NES growing up. Instead, my parents bought me a Famicom because they knew where to get all the bootleg Japanese games from.

3. In this current console cycle, I own an XBOX 360, Wii and DS. Most of my gaming currently is on the 360.

4. I keep an Excel file of all the games I currently own.

5. I learned how to play real drums by playing Rock Band.

6. I have been lurking the NeoGAF forums for many years now.

7. A few of the games I'm anxiously awaiting to play are The Beatles: Rock Band, Left 4 Dead 2, Scribblenauts and DJ Hero.

8. I still own an Atari 2600 and about 15 games. My favourite of the bunch is Bezerk.



9. Not sure whether or not I should be proud or ashamed of this one, but I've played over 5,000 Tetris DS matches. Proof:


10. Fire Emblem is probably my favourite video game series that nobody cares about.

11. Gaming podcasts are a big part of my day. I currently subscribe to 19 of them. I don't get to listen to every single episode every week, but I get to what I can!

12. I own a few video game t-shirts, but I have very picky taste. In particular, I hate t-shirts that try and slap some sort of pop-culture reference onto a video game t-shirt to make it less nerdy.

13. Part of the reason why I started this site is because I don't really have any other gamer friends to talk to. :(

14. I'm proud to have attended Video Games Live.

15. Remember that promo video for Donkey Kong Country? I received that in the mail from Nintendo years ago and I must have watched it about 100 times before I finally got the game for Christmas.

16. Many years ago, I had the chance to play Super Mario 64 before it came out and it blew my mind.

17. I have been a victim of both the red ring of death and the DS Lite crack.

18. Leading up to my 9th birthday, my parents teased me for weeks saying that they got me a TurboGrafx-16 instead of the Super Nintendo I had been begging for. At one point, I broke down and cried over it.

19. Currently, I've been playing a lot of Street Fighter IV online. My main character is Akuma.

20. At the height of my Rock Band obsession, my Rock Band setup was kind of crazy:

Yes, those are real live performance speakers hooked up to my TV.

21. I've brought in both my Wii and my XBOX 360 to college so my classmates and I could play video games in empty classrooms on the big projector.

22. Super Nintendo vs. Sega Genesis? Super Nintendo all the way.

23. There are a few games I've bought on the first day they came out and years later, I still haven't played them.

24. I love gaming on my iPod Touch. My two favourite games on the platform to date are Peggle and Drop 7.

25. In spite of those last 24 things, I still have a girlfriend. *knocks on wood furiously*


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